Though I originally called this show “WiLD LiFE LA,” it’s too chilly in our urban jungle enclave to take much more off than our high heels, turning the proceedings into more of a foot fetish fiesta, along with birthday spankings, fun with cake, bondage and tickle play, discussions of sex and religion, bonobo tales and sexy tails.

What do you get when the first Saturday night of Masturbation Month happens to fall on Cinco de Mayo? Orgasms—por todo del mes! Sí, hermanos y hermanas, we are all in the holiday spirit in the Womb Room—especially when it cums to masturbating. And this fiesta is overflowing with a multi-cultural, multi-orgasmic whammy of celebrations with a heady helping of education, as we kick off Masturbation Month on Cinco de Mayo with hot and humorous masturbation stories, a provocative report from an SFU researcher on masturbation and media, a record number of on-show Sybian rides, a spanking hot birthday bash, oodles of tickling and teasing from some of the prettiest gals on the planet, naughty anatomically correct piñatas, a fantastic foot fetish demo, climaxing with a sudden, spectacular fountaining fiesta of female ejaculation all over my Mexican Mother Mary towel. ¡Viva la Masturbación!

Though I originally called this show “WiLD LiFE LA,” it’s too chilly in our urban jungle enclave to take much more off than our high heels, turning the proceedings into more of a foot fetish fiesta, along with birthday spankings, fun with cake, bondage and tickle play, discussions of sex and religion, bonobo tales and sexy tails.